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outward

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Member Since : Jan, 2016
# of jokes posted : 55
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 63.00
$6.00 won 3 votes

"Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" the police captain asked the detective.

"Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good," nodded the other. "Asked him every question and made every threat we could think of."

"And did you get a confession?" asked the sergeant.

"Not exactly," explained the officer. "All he'd say was, 'Yes dear' and he'd doze off."

3 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "outward" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale.

"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.

"I don't have a girlfriend," he answered.

"No girlfriend? Why not?"

"My wife won't let me. "

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "outward" |
$7.00 won 4 votes
 

A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, trusts the number 5.

One day a friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "outward" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news....

Good news: He had a parachute.

Bad News: It didnt work.

Good News: There was a haystack down below.

Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.

Good News: He missed the pitchfork.

Bad News: He missed the haystack.

6 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "outward" |