Why did the coffee grounds call 911?
Because they GOT MUGGED
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Behind every angry woman stands...
Stands a clueless man...
Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!
A wise man once said...
Text message from husband to his wife:
A very nice Highway Patrol officer asked me if I was drinking.
I jokingly replied, "That depends, are you buying?"
Tough crowd. Please send bail money.