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Eufaulasrguy

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 41
# of followers : 8
# of following: 22
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 283.00
1 votes

During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn't play golf.

So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.

You know, she seems like a nice person.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
3 votes

A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?

The busy agent replied, "Just a moment."

The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."

The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

The judge reviews the divorce case very carefully and issues his judgement. "Mr Smith, I am going to give your wife $750 a month."

Mr. Smith's replies, "That's very nice of you, judge. And every once in a while I will send her a little extra too."

7 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |