Eufaulasrguy Profile



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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 42
# of followers : 8
# of following: 26
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 288.00
1 votes

I WONDER where I left my keys?

I WONDER where I put my phone?

I WONDER where I put my money?

I WONDER ......................................?

1 votes

posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
8 votes

During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn't play golf.

So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.

You know, she seems like a nice person.

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
$5.00 won 8 votes

A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?

The busy agent replied, "Just a moment."

The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.

8 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."

The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."

9 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |