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Eufaulasrguy

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 31
# of followers : 5
# of following: 15
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 173.00
$6.00 won 8 votes

A wise man once said...

Nothing.

8 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Behind every angry woman stands...

Stands a clueless man...

Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

9 votes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
$6.00 won 9 votes

Text message from husband to his wife:

A very nice Highway Patrol officer asked me if I was drinking.

I jokingly replied, "That depends, are you buying?"

Tough crowd. Please send bail money.

9 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with "PLZ".

I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing please.

I replied with, "No."

He asked why. I said it was shorter than writing yes.

5 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |