A wise man once said...
Why did Little Johnny bring a ladder to school?
He wanted a higher education.
Behind every angry woman stands...
Stands a clueless man...
Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!
Text message from husband to his wife:
A very nice Highway Patrol officer asked me if I was drinking.
I jokingly replied, "That depends, are you buying?"
Tough crowd. Please send bail money.