John left his twin twelve year old boys in the car while he went into a store. While there he spotted a vender selling ice cream cones. He bought one chocolate and one vanilla for the boys.
When he got back to the car he asked them which one they wanted. The boys looked at the ice cream cones for a few seconds trying to decide.
A sly grin came across one boys face. He pointed to his brother and said, "I want his!"
I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter.
Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, “For the talent show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?”
Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, “What’s the difference?”
A mom was playing "tooth fairy" and putting money under her little daughter's pillow when the child awoke and caught her in the act.
The mom froze, wondering how to explain to her tot that she was, in fact, the tooth fairy. But she was spared the trouble.
"You put that money back!" her daughter said indignantly. "The tooth fairy left that for me!"