family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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Me to the postman: This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte.

Postman: Now why would she send you an empty envelope?

Me: We had an argument, and she's not talking to me..

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posted by "greens52" |
4 votes

Before rushing to work, I prepared a casserole for that evening's dinner and put it in the fridge. As I turned to leave, I told my son to stick it in the oven when he got home from school. "Make sure to put it in at 350," I said.

"Sorry, can't," he replied. "I don't get home until quarter after four."

4 votes

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posted by "Merkv814" |
5 votes

Sally was telling her sister Jane about their sister in law, Candice, was recovering in the hospital following a car accident.

Sally said, "Candice told me that someone up there really loves her."

Jane, scoffing, replied, "No one could even like Candice. It's more like someone up there didn't want her."

5 votes

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
3 votes

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

3 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |