family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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A husband who has been working out as per his new years resolution says to his wife, "Honey, I think I took on too much for a beginner. I've decided to break up my workout."

"Oh?" his wife asked, "How's the new work-out divided up?"

The husband confidently replied, "Half for you and half for me."

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posted by "CMatthewC" |
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Silence is golden...

Unless you have children...

If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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You are so boney...

That when you run on the track, all the neighborhood dogs chase you.

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect.

Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, "My son is a lawyer."

As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney.

"Only to mow my lawn."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |