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Favorite this joke After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.
His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."
My son crawled for the first time while I was away on business. I also missed his first steps. I was now afraid I would miss his first words. Each day, I called home and asked if he had spoken yet.
The answer was always "no" until one day my wife said, "Harry has something to say to you.... 'Daddy, daddy,'"
I heard it over the phone and I glowed with pride. My wife came back on the line and said, "You should come home as soon as possible."
"Why?" I asked.
"He was speaking to the dog."
Young Actor: "Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years."
Father: "Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."
When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me.
He said, "My dad can whoop your dad!"
I replied, "So what, so can my mom!"
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