family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
3 votes

Newlywed Husband: "Are we still planning on having children, dear?"

Newlywed Wife: "Well, considering how many times I've dropped my iPhone in the past, I really think that we should hold off on this whole baby thing for awhile."

3 votes

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
5 votes

Little Jenny: Hi Mommy, where is Daddy?

Mother: He's lying on the couch and has been watching baseball all day. Why do you ask?

Little Jenny: I wanted to tell him what we learned in school today.

Mother: Oh yeah sweetie, and what was that?

Little Jenny: Well, the teacher taught us that the human body has 270 bones at birth and 206 by adulthood.

Mother: Wow Jenny! I did not know that, but I'm afraid that your teacher is incorrect when it comes to your Father though.

Little Jenny: Really Mommy, why is that?

Mother: Because he has an extra one, for a total of 207. It's named the Lazy-bone.

5 votes

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
$10.00 won 9 votes
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Grandfather: Son, you've got your shoes on the wrong feet.

Grandson: But these are the only feet I have?

Grandfather: Fair enough.

9 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.

His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."

7 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Kyoto" |