After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.
"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."
The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"
"Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."
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Benjones : RIDER OR WALK BEHIND???? VOTED
barber7796 : great joke. had me baffled until the end. proud to be first to vote on this joke. Good luck
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