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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 179
# of followers : 5
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 526.00
$10.00 won 7 votes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?

You get a really scared mailman!

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

I moved into a new neighborhood and put up an electric fence.

The next morning i found out my neighbor was dead against it.

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
7 votes

I am getting married for the 5th time...

Having been married 4 times before I can tell when it's right!

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
8 votes

As little Johnny's mother was tucking him in after reading a bedtime story, she made the remark that God made eyes to see, ears to hear, noses to smell, and feet to run.

"I think God got mixed up," said little Johnny.

"Why do you think that?" inquired his mother.

"Because it's the other way around, my nose runs and my feet smell."

8 votes

posted by "Benjones" |