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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 679
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1946.00
$12.00 won 8 votes
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Terry slammed his cards on the table and left the game in a huff.

"Boy," said another player disgustingly, "I really hate playing cards with a bad loser."

"He isn't very pleasant," another player said, raking in the chips, "but it's better than playing with a good winner."

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 11 votes

The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...

The "No Bell" prize!

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$25.00 won 10 votes

On a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman porter, "I must get off in Chicago. I'll probably be very sleepy, irritable, and may even object to getting off. Don't mind that. Throw me off the train if necessary."

The train had long since passed Chicago when the passenger woke on his own accord. He stormed down the train looking for the porter. As they almost collided between cars the porter's eyes popped really big and he said, "My goodness! How did you get back on this train?"

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$15.00 won 8 votes

During tryouts for one of the chorus positions in the upcoming musical The Sound of Music, one of the girls told the judges, "Mother says I sing beautifully."

The judge replied, "Bring me a recommendation from your neighbors and I'll give you a tryout."

8 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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