As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?
On his patrol a policeman came across four guys in a tree and he asked that they come down.
After they all came down the policeman asked, "Who are you guys?"
One of the guys replied, "Geez what a memory! We are the guys that were up in the tree!"
My fear of stairs is escalating!
When your age and waist line intersect...
That's a sign you have reached the first stage of old age!