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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 374
# of followers : 6
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 856.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!

9 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

One of the oldest dances popular in D.C. has a new name: The Politician.

"All you have to do is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step, and turn around."

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

Two guys sitting in a football stadium waiting for the game to start.

One turns to the other and says, “I hope the rain keeps up!”

“Oh, why?”

“So it doesn’t come down!”

8 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

THINGS THAT IS DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive- aggressive disorder  

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
2. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
3. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

12 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |