Why did little Johnny put his teddy in the freezer?
He wanted a Polar Bear.
My friend was telling me the other day that his wife's intuition is so highly developed that she knows he's wrong before he says anything.
Scarecrows are always outstanding in their field...
But HAY, its in their JEANS!
Compare a complex sentence to a cat...
Cats have claws at end of paws.
Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.