What is a lamb?
An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.
Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.
The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"
I saw this ad for burial plots...
I thought to myself, "That is the last thing I need!"
Why did the ballplayer bring a rope to the game?
He wanted to tie the score.