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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 60
# of followers : 2
# of following: 2
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 263.00
$12.00 won 6 votes
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Why did little Johnny put his teddy in the freezer?

He wanted a Polar Bear.

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

My friend was telling me the other day that his wife's intuition is so highly developed that she knows he's wrong before he says anything.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 6 votes
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Scarecrows are always outstanding in their field...

But HAY, its in their JEANS!

6 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Compare a complex sentence to a cat...

Cats have claws at end of paws.

Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |