family jokes
Favorite this joke "It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."
- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -
My mother taught me about religion...
"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"
BARBER: (To a long-haired teenager) You're next.
TEENAGER: I'm not waiting for a haircut.
BARBER: What are you waiting for?
TEENAGER: Nothing. My Dad's looking for me and this is the last place in the world he would look.
Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"
Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."
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