family jokes

As my family was leaving Disney World, my daughter waved and said, "Goodbye Minnie!"

My son waved and said, "Goodbye Mickey!"

I waved and said, "Goodbye money!"

Why was the little shoe sad?

Because his Mother was a sneaker and his Dad was a loafer.

"It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."

- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -

My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"