family jokes

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I was making Play-doh animals with my four-year-old niece, Chris, and her three-year-old brother, Neil. While Chris was clearly molding a crude but recognizable dog, figuring what Neil was making was a bit more challenging.

"It's a cat," he told me, "but a truck ran over it."

Sometime later, Chris had made another simple animal shape, but Neil had a rather flat slab of dough on the table in front of him.

"What happened to this one?" I asked.

Neil shrugged and said simply, "Same truck."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Two brothers were fast asleep in their room when the eldest heard a thud sound.

Eldest: What's that sound?

Youngest: Oh, it's just my t-shirt falling off my bed.

Eldest: T-shirt? Why was it so loud?

Youngest: Because I was still in it.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of house called a family meeting.

“This is unacceptable,” said the father. ”You have to limit the use of the phone. I never use this phone. I always use the one in the office.”

The mother said, ”Same here. I hardly use the home phone, because I use my work phone.”

The son said, ”Me, too. I never use the home phone. I always use the company's mobile."

”So what is the problem?” asked the maid. ”We all use our work telephones.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Two eskimos were chatting. One said, “Where did your mother come from?”

“Alaska.”

“Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |