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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 334
# of followers : 7
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eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
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We are here on earth to do good unto others...

What the others are here for, I have no idea???

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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?"

After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, "You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer."

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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars!"

The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

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For the holidays, all company employees got socks with the corporate logo on them.

The day after we received our gifts, a co-worker reported on his wife's response when she saw them.

"Honey!" she said. "I didn't realize you were going to get SOCK options this year!"

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