My wife texted me “I love u”.
I said that’s my favorite letter, too.
I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep.
He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.
A man had just arrived home after the successful implantation of a pacemaker.
Reading through the literature, he was delighted to learn that the instrument carried a lifetime guarantee.
What did one fungi say to another fungi when they got married?
“I want to grow mold with you.”