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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 302
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There’s a story told about a lone cowboy who went to an evening service at a little country church up in Montana. There was a snowstorm and the only two people who showed up were the preacher and the cowboy. They waited and waited.

Finally the preacher said, "Well, I guess we might as well go on home, it doesn't look like anyone else is going to show up."

The cowboy responded, "Now preacher, when I go out to feed cattle, and only one cow shows up, I still feed her!"

The preacher said "Okay," and proceeded to preach an hour-long sermon.

After it was over the cowboy said, "Preacher, that was a good sermon, but you know, when I feed cattle, and only one cow shows up, I don’t give her the whole load!"

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Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7, 365 days a year?

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An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day her son came into her room holding a letter.

"I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in North Dakota. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"

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Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carries shipments?

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