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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1708
# of followers : 12
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1134.00
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What do you call a dead magician?

An abra-cadaver.

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Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp. The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out! Before he could say anything at all, the Genie turned him into a crab.

The other guy was horrified and shouted, "Oh my gosh! Why did you do that?"

The Genie said, "Aww, he just rubbed me the wrong way."

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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won't listen.

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I went to a Russian Bee Gees cover band concert last week...

The KGBG's.

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