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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1324
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 696.00
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An 8 year boy was visiting his grandma who he hadn't seen for awhile.

She immediately said, “My, I think you have grown another foot!”

Without missing a beat, the boy quickly responded, “And it's really hard buying shoes with three feet!”

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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A magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the show every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.

This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.

It thought there was something wrong with me.

It asked me if I had died.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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People you do not want to hear say, "OOPS!":

• Your surgeon.
• Your dentist.
• Your nurse.
• Your hairdresser.
• Your mechanic.
• Your gardener.
• Your tax accountant.
• The computer tech person.
• The house painter.
• The pilot.
• The crew installing your roof.
• Your lover.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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