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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 228
# of followers : 3
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 57.00
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A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walking by again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

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"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."

"Oh, really?"

"No, O'Reilly!"

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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After a worship service, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.

About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, "If you don't be quiet, the Pastor is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again."

It worked.

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