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Favorite this joke It was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids.
"Who's winning?" I asked cheerfully.
"I am," said one.
"No, I am," said another.
"No," the father said. "Their mother is!"
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.
I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.
Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...
It’s my way or the Huawei...
On day when returning home from work my wife proceeded to tell me that she had been called into the principal's office because of the things OUR SON had done at school that day.
We agreed that he should be disciplined the same was I was disciplined when I was his age: being sent to my room without supper.
But in my son's room, he has his own color TV, telephone, computer, and CD player. So what is a parent to do in this day and age?
We sent him to MY room!
When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two children into armchairs. He tried everything he knew to reverse the trick but when all attempts failed, he took them to a hospital.
He paced up and down in casualty for hours until finally a junior doctor came out to see him.
“My wife is a couch and my two children are armchairs,” said the magician. “I need to know how they’re doing.”
The doctor glanced at his notes and said, “They’re comfortable.”
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