family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
0 votes

The Rosenthals had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage, and Mr. Rosenthal was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation.

"It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions. She decides what house we buy, where we go on vacation, whether the kids go to private schools, if I should change my job, and so on."

"And you?"

"I make the big, fundamental decisions. I decide if the United States should declare war on China, if Congress should appropriate money for a manned expedition to Mars, and so on."

0 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

Father: Son, I donated all your toys to the children's home.

Son: Why did you do that?

Father: So you will not be bored there.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "mcdanijt" |
5 votes

It was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids.

"Who's winning?" I asked cheerfully.

"I am," said one.

"No, I am," said another.

"No," the father said. "Their mother is!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |