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Egbert

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 396
# of followers : 1
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 858.00
$7.00 won 6 votes
 

The mathematics professor noticed that one of his pupils was going from day-dreaming to sleep and back. He was oblivious and not following the instructions on the chalk board.

To recall his attention the professor said sharply: "Brown, Brown, board!"

Brown, startled looked up and replied, "Yes sir, very much."

6 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

My uncle, known for his heavy foot, was stopped by high patrol for driving 88 miles per hour in a 60 miles per hour zone.

Uncle: "Officer, was I driving too fast."

Officer: "No, I'm not giving you a speeding ticket. I'm ticketing you for flying too low without a pilot's license."

6 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$9.00 won 10 votes

"And you say you were in the town where I was born?" she murmured softly.

"Yes," he replied.

"And you thought of me, Bob?" she cooed.

"I did," replied Bob. "I said to myself, 'Why, isn't this where what's-her-name born?'"

10 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

"Could you learn to love me?" ask the young man.

"Well," sighed the young lady. "I did learn shorthand in just three months."

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |