As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...
"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."
Yo Momma is so dumb...
She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!
Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!
Figs your doorbell!