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Egbert

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 182
# of followers : 0
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 204.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...

"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$12.00 won 10 votes

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?

They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!

10 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$25.00 won 11 votes
 

Yo Momma is so dumb...

She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!

11 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$12.00 won 6 votes
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I found a method that I can drop an egg from 6 feet and have it not break...

Drop it from 7 feet! (It won't break those first 6 feet!)

6 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |