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Egbert

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 226
# of followers : 0
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 418.00
$25.00 won 14 votes
 

Last week a friend and I decided to take a day off and go to the race track.

I bet on a horse at 10 to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

14 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

A young salesperson peeped into the office of someone who looked like a sales manager, muttered something, then started walking away. After retreating a little he seemed to change his mind and headed back to the door -- where after some hesitation, he started to back away again. The sales manager, feeling sorry for the young man, and surprised that he was so badly trained, called him in.

"You're a salesperson aren't you? What are you selling?"

"Sir ... uh ... yes ... I'm a salesman. I'm sorry to bother you. I was selling insurance, but I'm sure you don't want any. Sorry to have wasted your time."

Feeling sorry for the young bungler, the sales manager bought two policies to give the young salesman some confidence and then started teaching him about selling. He said: "You should have different pre-planned approaches for different kinds of—"

"But I do, sir,” the young salesman interrupted, “the one I just used is my planned approach for sales managers. It always works. Thank you!"

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$10.00 won 8 votes
 

An infectious disease walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”

The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

Two ladies are walking to their local County Fair, when it starts to rain. One says to the other, "Put your umbrella up, it's raining."

"I can't," says the other, "it's got holes in it."

"Holes in it?" the first lady asks. "Why did you bring it with you?"

The response, "I didn't think it would rain."

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |