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Favorite this joke Son: Dad do you believe in ghost?
Dad: No.
Son: Our maid said ghost exist.
Dad: We don't have maid.
Mom: Meet me out in the car right now.
Dad: Why?
Mom: We don't have son.
Dad: Wait.... I am not married..!!
Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."
Mom 1: What’s the worst car smell ever?
Mom 2: What?
Mom 1: Teenage boy wearing too much body spray eating fast food.
Mom 2: At least he had his shoes on!
Daughter: "My father always said he didn't like women that drove from the back seat."
Donna: "What did your mother say to that?"
Daughter: "She said that back seat drivers were no worse than men who cook from the dinning room table."
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