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Favorite this joke My daughter came home so excited...
She had to parallel park at work and received the following note of praise: PARKING FINE.
When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"
In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"
After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.
"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."
The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"
"Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."
I have instructed my children and wife where to go in case of a tornado...
The TRASH CAN, as in my home nothing ever hits it.
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