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Favorite this joke Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."
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Mom 1: What’s the worst car smell ever?
Mom 2: What?
Mom 1: Teenage boy wearing too much body spray eating fast food.
Mom 2: At least he had his shoes on!
Daughter: "My father always said he didn't like women that drove from the back seat."
Donna: "What did your mother say to that?"
Daughter: "She said that back seat drivers were no worse than men who cook from the dinning room table."
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After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility.
One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you think that hamster would have died if I hadn't looked after it?"
After a moment, her youngest son replied quizzically, "Once?"
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