John left his twin twelve year old boys in the car while he went into a store. While there he spotted a vender selling ice cream cones. He bought one chocolate and one vanilla for the boys.
When he got back to the car he asked them which one they wanted. The boys looked at the ice cream cones for a few seconds trying to decide.
A sly grin came across one boys face. He pointed to his brother and said, "I want his!"
I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter.
Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, “For the talent show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?”
Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, “What’s the difference?”