family jokes

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"Anton, am I a good mother?"

"My name is Paul."

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posted by "Vince Morgan" |
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A father and his 9 year old son were at the nearby bowling alley.

"Hey dad, why is that man wearing that weird looking hat while he's bowling?" his son blurted out.

"Oh that's normal son" he answered. "That hat is called a bowler."

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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My little sister broke my lamp...

I won't be able to see her in the same light ever again.

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posted by "danmug" |
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Needing to shed a few pounds, my wife and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. We followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for our individual plates. We felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful -- we never even felt hungry!

But soon we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it. Checking the recipes again, we found it. There in the not-so-fine, fine print, was the answer: "Serving Size: 6."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |