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My Teenage Son
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My teenage son treats me like a god.

He acts like I don’t exist until he wants something.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What Is A Unit
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My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"

I replied, "Correct."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My Child
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I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

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posted by "merk" |
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My Beard's Gone
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My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided to shave it off. He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter Samantha was and asked her, "Notice anything different?"

To which she replied, "No," with a puzzled look on her face.

My husband then said to her, "My beard's gone."

Now the puzzled look disappeared and the innocent eyes appeared when she said, "I didn't take it!"

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posted by "merk" |