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Favorite this joke Many students across the nation are doing school assignments on their computers from home these days.
Father: Jimmy, you need to go online and do your homework. It’s important to prepare yourself for the profession of choice.
Later on the father checks on Jimmy’s progress only to find him playing video games.
Father: Jimmy, you’re supposed to be doing your homework.
Jimmy: I am doing my homework dad, I’m going to be a video game reviewer on YouTube.
When I bought my new Corvette, my two sons asked me who would inherit it if I met my demise. I pondered the question, then told them if I passed away on an even day, the son born on an even day would get it. If it happened on an odd day, the one born on the odd day would get it.
A few weekends later, while river rafting with one of my sons, I was tossed out of the boat. As I floated in the rapids, I heard my son yelling, "It's the wrong day!"
Danny came home with a very large bounty of Halloween treats. Danny’s eyes were gleaming; he had a smile from ear to ear while performing an impromptu victory dance for his parents.
His father said, "Danny you know there comes a time when we should stop going trick or treating."
Just them Danny’s mother interrupted her husband. "Dear, give the boy a break; after all he has two full years before he turns forty."
A father was driving nails while constructing a play house for his children. The youngest boy asked if he could hammer a nail. The father granted his request and showed him how to do it.
The boy did as his father had explained and lightly tapped to set the nail before hammering it in but he struck his thumb. It wasn’t enough force to bruise or break the skin but the father also knew it couldn’t have felt good.
After a few more attempts with the exact same result the father asked his son if he could help. His son quickly answered by saying, “Yes, would you hold the nail so I can get a good swing at it?”
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