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Favorite this joke Mother: Eat your bread.
Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread?
Mother: So you become big and strong.
Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?
Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.
Child: But I don’t like bread!
I asked my wife when her birthday was.
She said March 1st.
So I walked around the room and asked again.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
While getting ready for school, our parents would always ask if we washed our "its"....
That's our zits, pits, and private bits.
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