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Favorite this joke A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. "Professionally employed?" he asked.
"We're a military family," the wife answered.
"Children?"
"Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.
"Animals?"
"Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
On my birthday I was cutting the lawn when my teenage son came home from a baseball game. Seeing me behind the mower, he exclaimed, "Oh, Dad, you shouldn't have to mow the lawn on your birthday."
Touched, I was about to turn the mower over to him when he added, "You should wait until tomorrow!"
My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”
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