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Chavez P

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Member Since : Dec, 2020
# of jokes posted : 11
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 17.00
7 votes

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other... the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Chavez P" |
5 votes

It was April and Tax Day was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms.

"Why so many?" I asked.

"My son is overseas," she said. "He asked me to pick up forms for the soldiers on the base."

"You shouldn't have to do this," I told her. "It's the base commander's job to make sure that his troops have access to the forms they need."

"I know," she began, "I'm the base commander's mother."

5 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Chavez P" |
3 votes

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Chavez P" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

6 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chavez P" |