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ELECTION

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Member Since : Oct, 2020
# of jokes posted : 52
# of followers : 0
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 90.00
3 votes

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress.

The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs. The gown was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Mother's eyes welled with tears. I put my arm around her.

"You're not losing a daughter," I reminded her in time-honored fashion. "You're gaining a son."

"Oh, forget about that!" she said with a sob. "I used to fit into that dress!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
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2 votes

A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

... and as you can see, they were Wright.

2 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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$7.00 won 4 votes

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$15.00 won 7 votes

Interviewer: "Your resume says you take things too literally."

Me: “When the hell did my resume learn to talk?”

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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