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Favorite this joke Grandma: "Oh, what nice new boots! Where did you get them?"
Granddaughter: "At the store."
Grandma: "Which one?"
Granddaughter: "Both of them."
My young grandson called the other day to wish me a Happy Birthday.
He asked me how old I was and I told him, "72."
My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then asked, "Did you start at 1?"
The youngest child of seven was the only boy in the family. He often heard people saying how grown up his sisters were getting so he asked his mother when he was going to be a grown up.
She smiled, stooped down, and hugged him saying, "My sweet boy, one day you'll be a responsible adult but please know, since you're a guy you'll never actually grow up."
I never got along well with my dad.
Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad."
I'd just say, "Yeah, when?"
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