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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 573.00
$5.00 won 2 votes
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Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”

Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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I may not be around in 2084...

But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!

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When I was young, I was poor...

But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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What sign has probably never been made in Braille?

“Danger, do not touch.”

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