A boy and his father go together for a boys’ day out at the zoo.
“Daddy, I don't like how that hyena is looking at me from behind that glass, it's quite scary!” says the boy.
“Shush, Jason, this is only the ticket office!”
Ricky: You really don't look good.
Bob: I have a cold.
Ricky: My goodness, AND you have a cold too!
I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.
Yesterday, I got the first lesson in the mail.
It was an empty envelope.
'Pre' means before...
'Post' means after...
To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!