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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 606
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 737.00
$9.00 won 1 votes
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An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room.

A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?”

“Seriously!” shouts the chicken. ”Here, too?!”

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.

“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.

The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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1 votes

The teacher barks at Little Johnny, “Is that bubble gum in your mouth?"

Johnny nods.

"In the trash can! Right now!”

Little Johnny looks at the trash can, then back to the teacher, "With the bubble gum?"

1 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
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I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...

Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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