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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 639
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 892.00
$12.00 won 1 votes

I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics.

Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?

Husband: You are right.

Wife: Very funny, no, the other ones.

Husband: I was wrong.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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Judge asks the defendant, “Why did you steal that car, Mr. Jones?”

Mr. Jones looks down, “I just had to get to work for an important meeting.”

The judge keeps asking, “Well why didn’t you take a bus?”

Mr. Jones looks up, surprised, “Don’t you need a special license to drive the bus?”

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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The doctor says to his patient at the end of a checkup, “Okay, let’s do a stress tolerance test."

"What's that Doc?" asked the patient.

"Nurse, the bill please!”

2 votes

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