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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 414
# of followers : 5
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 361.00
3 votes

Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

3 votes

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2 votes

Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

2 votes

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1 votes

My new girlfriend works at the zoo...

I think she's a keeper!

1 votes

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$6.00 won 2 votes
 

While going through his deceased father’s things, a man finds a 25-year-old claim check for a shoe repair.

Curious, he goes to the store and hands the owner the ticket.

The owner goes to the back and then reappears. “Good news,” he begins, “they’ll be ready next Friday.”

2 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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