S.Sovetts Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 690
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
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Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo.

After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn’t there.

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If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.

It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

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Scientific Golf facts:

New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost.

With golf, the slow groups are always in front of you and the quick groups are always behind you.

Golf is the only game where the ball lies poorly, and the golfers lie well.

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Golf balls are like eggs...

They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.

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