Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”
Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”
I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!
When I was young, I was poor...
But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
What sign has probably never been made in Braille?
“Danger, do not touch.”