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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 376
# of followers : 5
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 296.00
$6.00 won 6 votes
 

A manager announces to his staff, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”

A voice in the background says, “I’m offering 200!”

6 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$7.00 won 8 votes

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

8 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?

Irina: It's just that my feelings toward him weren't the same any more.

Michelle: Are you returning the ring?

Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven't changed one bit!

2 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |