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Frank Bieniek

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Member Since : Mar, 2020
# of jokes posted : 39
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 37.00
2 votes

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch."

"Fair enough. From now on I'll make my own," he replied. A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him afterwards.

"We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like," he suggested.

I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated and the waitress came to take our order. My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, "Separate checks, please..."

2 votes

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6 votes

Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

"Because OMG they can’t even..."

6 votes

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$12.00 won 6 votes

At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move; he just stared.

“Don’t you want to sit on the bunny’s lap?” I asked.

“No!” he shouted. “There’s a man in his mouth!”

6 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$25.00 won 9 votes

During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, an elementary school teacher, asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn.

Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, my friend asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?”

Her student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box.”

9 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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