How do science teachers freshen their breath?
Which country left quickly?
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
First ant says, "Let's get him!"
Second one says, "Let's beat him up!"
Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!"
Tennis Coach: "I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything."
Student: "Sir, how many holes are there in the net?"