Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"
Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"
Friend 1: "Yes."
Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."
Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.
Friend 2: Did she say so?
Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".
Can you name the favorite game of horses?
Why does the sun rise in the east?
Because it can't rise in the west!