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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 231
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1798.00
4 votes

Since the corona-virus outbreak, my 27 year old son has been washing his hands vigorously.

In fact, he said, “I’ve been washing my hands so much, I found some answers to an old eighth-grade math test!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Starving after hours of driving nonstop, my husband and I pulled over at a truck stop. While he gassed up the car, I went into the restaurant and placed our order to go.

After writing it all down, the girl behind the register asked, “Will that be all for you?”

“No,” I replied a bit defensively. “Some of it’s for my husband.”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby."

Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."

"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good looking."

"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.

"He looks just like you."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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The aquarium shop where I work has been in business for more than 20 years. One Sunday a customer called wanting to buy a larger aquarium. "And by the way, I’ve spent a lot of money at your store over the years," he said. "I think I should get a discount."

"Only our owner can give a discount," I explained, "and he won’t be in until tomorrow."

When the customer said that he’d come in the next day, I asked him if there was anything else I could help him with.

"Sure," he said. "Where is your store located?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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