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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 137
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1689.00
$25.00 won 9 votes
 

Which country left quickly?

Iran

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 9 votes
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.

First ant says, "Let's get him!"

Second one says, "Let's beat him up!"

Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Tennis Coach: "I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything."

Student: "Sir, how many holes are there in the net?"

7 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 8 votes
 

Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

8 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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