"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."
"Really, like what things?"
"Well, the moon and the stars."
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."
"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."
Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"
Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"