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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 16
# of followers : 7
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 274.00
$8.00 won 11 votes

The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits.

"And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring."

"Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

11 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

Mr. Sharma: ”When I die, love, I want to be cremated.”

Mrs. Sharma: ”That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses.”

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

Drunkard #1: I will become the chief prime minister tomorrow!

Drunkard #2: That's impossible... I haven't resigned yet.

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

John: Ants really work hard. They work and work and never play.

Peter: Then how come every time I go for a picnic, THERE they are?

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |