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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 83
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1468.00
$12.00 won 17 votes

What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

17 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$8.00 won 12 votes

The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits.

"And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring."

"Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

12 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

Drunkard #1: I will become the chief prime minister tomorrow!

Drunkard #2: That's impossible... I haven't resigned yet.

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 18 votes

Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?

To a hop-tician!

18 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |