Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"
Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."
[The patient then decided to lie.]
Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."
Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."
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barber7796 : thanks for helping me finish first. only my 2nd time and i think you
barber7796 : good joke. got my vote. GOOD LUCK
Dan the Man 009 : Voted.