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Clown

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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 49
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 663.00
$25.00 won 16 votes

When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of questions. One day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters 'H' like in hour, honest, honor, etc?"

Ms. Doris replied, "We are not ignoring them. They are considered silent."

During the lunch break, Ms. Doris gave me her packed lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria. I ate all the food and returned her an empty container.

Ms. Doris asked me, "What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Doris, I thought the 'H' was silent."

16 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 17 votes

Why do humming birds hum?

Because they forgot the words.

17 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 20 votes

Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!

20 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 16 votes
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Grandfather: Son, you've got your shoes on the wrong feet.

Grandson: But these are the only feet I have?

Grandfather: Fair enough.

16 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |