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Clown

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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 8
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 89.00
$7.00 won 9 votes

Who cleans the ocean floor?

A Mer-Maid.

9 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 11 votes

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"

His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."

11 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 9 votes
 

A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:

Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |