Why do seals swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."
Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."
"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"
"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."
What is at the end of everything?
The letter 'G'.