Clown Profile



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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 506.00
$15.00 won 9 votes
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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Clown" |
$8.00 won 23 votes

Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."

Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."

23 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:

Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 17 votes

Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished."

Son: "Then I will go back to sleep."

Mother: "Why?"

Son: "Because I want to finish my sleep."

17 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Clown" |