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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 36
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 882.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years, having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, both of them throwing admiring glances across the table. Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes, yes I will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say "Yes" or did she say "No"? He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear he picked up the phone and called her. "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"

She replied, "Why you silly man, I said 'Yes, yes I will!' And I am so glad you called, because I couldn't remember who asked me!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "RS" |
7 votes

A student writes his answers as:
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Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Wife: "I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo..."

Husband: "If you would have been Juliet, I don't think Romeo would've chosen to die."

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 14 votes

What does a tree drink?

Root beer.

14 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |