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Rens

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 7
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 62.00
0 votes

A beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!

0 votes

posted by "Rens" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rens" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.

His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"

"Nothing, dad."

"Good, you're halfway there then."

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Rens" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Rens" |