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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 106
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1529.00
$8.00 won 11 votes

A beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!

11 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, "I am sorry, sir. There's no cash."

Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager's room and yelled at him. "You are a big bank and you don't have cash? Close my account!" he demanded.

The manager pacified the man and rushed to the cashier. Minutes later he returned and the man asked, "Did you bring my cash or you are still running out of it?"

The manager replied, "Sir, we have enough cash. Unfortunately, your account does not."

12 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 15 votes

Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads 'You are my first and last love'?"

Store keeper: "Yes ma'am, we do."

Woman: "Perfect! Give me 10 such cards!"

15 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |