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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 565.00
$8.00 won 12 votes

A beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!

12 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 24 votes

A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, "I am sorry, sir. There's no cash."

Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager's room and yelled at him. "You are a big bank and you don't have cash? Close my account!" he demanded.

The manager pacified the man and rushed to the cashier. Minutes later he returned and the man asked, "Did you bring my cash or you are still running out of it?"

The manager replied, "Sir, we have enough cash. Unfortunately, your account does not."

24 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 27 votes

Teacher: "What is an OS? And give me an example."

Student: "An OS is a word which can be used instead of saying 'Oh Yes'. For example, do you like ice cream? You can reply, ‘Oh, yes' or 'OS.'

Teacher: "You may sit down now."

27 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |