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Rens

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 7
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 70.00
$8.00 won 12 votes

A beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!

12 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Rens" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rens" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”

God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Rens" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.

The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.

His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Rens" |