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Rens

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 5
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 47.00
$25.00 won 7 votes

A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”

God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Rens" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.

The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.

His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Rens" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

A motivational speaker, while addressing his audience, talked about the various achievements man has made today.

He said, "Today, man has built a ship to cross an ocean, fastest trains to travel across cities, and built planes to fly high in the skies like a bird..."

A gentleman from the audience interrupted, "Any yet, a man still cannot sit on a barbed wire like a bird does!"

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rens" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Rens" |