A beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!

A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, "I am sorry, sir. There's no cash."

Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager's room and yelled at him. "You are a big bank and you don't have cash? Close my account!" he demanded.

The manager pacified the man and rushed to the cashier. Minutes later he returned and the man asked, "Did you bring my cash or you are still running out of it?"

The manager replied, "Sir, we have enough cash. Unfortunately, your account does not."

A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."

Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"

Later Julia passed and John failed.

John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."