When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?
"Please, come see my WEB!"
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Ah forget it, it's over your head!
I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.
How Dairy He!
A genie came to me and asked, "What's your first wish?"
I answered, "I wish I was rich!"
Then the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"