When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me.
He said, "My dad can whoop your dad!"
I replied, "So what, so can my mom!"
When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?
"Please, come see my WEB!"
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Ah forget it, it's over your head!
I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.
How Dairy He!