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PastorMcCue

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Member Since : Apr, 2017
# of jokes posted : 10
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 5.00
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When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me.

He said, "My dad can whoop your dad!"

I replied, "So what, so can my mom!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?

"Please, come see my WEB!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Ah forget it, it's over your head!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.

How Dairy He!

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
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