A husband who has been working out as per his new years resolution says to his wife, "Honey, I think I took on too much for a beginner. I've decided to break up my workout."
"Oh?" his wife asked, "How's the new work-out divided up?"
The husband confidently replied, "Half for you and half for me."
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