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CMatthewC

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Member Since : Oct, 2018
# of jokes posted : 17
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 11.00
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Why do Pirate's bury treasure?

Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.

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If the proverbial snake swallowing its tail ever finishes its mission...

Will it blink itself out of proverbial existence?

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A husband who has been working out as per his new years resolution says to his wife, "Honey, I think I took on too much for a beginner. I've decided to break up my workout."

"Oh?" his wife asked, "How's the new work-out divided up?"

The husband confidently replied, "Half for you and half for me."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.

Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
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