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kjk

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 65
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 87.00
$8.00 won 4 votes

Daughter: "Mom, are you gaining some weights?"

Mother: "Hon, it's because your dad always makes me angry. When I am mad, I eat a lot."

Daughter: "No wonder dad is bigger."

4 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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2 votes

Daughter: "Mom, can you lend me $100?"

Mother: "What? Do you think I have $50? Don't you know it's hard to earn $20? Even $10 I don't have. Luckily I keep $5 in my purse. How about I lend you $2?"

Daughter: "Give it to me quickly. It might come down to $1."

2 votes

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posted by "kjk" |
4 votes

A police officer found a lost toddler hysterically calling her mother. The police tried to talk and console the toddler.

Police: "Don't worry child, I will help you go home. Where do you live?"
Toddler: "With my parents."

Police: "Where do your parents live?"
Toddler: "With me."

Police: "Where do you all live?"
Toddler: "In our house."

Police: "Where is your house?"
Toddler: "Next to our neighbor's house."

Police: "Where is your neighbor's house?"
Toddler: "Will you get me home if I tell you?"

Police: "Tell me."
Toddler: "Next to our house."

4 votes

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$10.00 won 5 votes

Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?"

David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad."

Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?"

David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."

5 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "kjk" |