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kjk

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 65
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 87.00
$9.00 won 7 votes
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Picked up a hitchhiker the other night and he asked me, "How did you know I was not a serial killer?"

I replied, "The chances of two serial killers in the same car are astronomical."

7 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "kjk" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Daughter: "Mom, are you gaining some weights?"

Mother: "Hon, it's because your dad always makes me angry. When I am mad, I eat a lot."

Daughter: "No wonder dad is bigger."

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "kjk" |
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If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...

How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "kjk" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

As I get older I realized....

I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

6 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "kjk" |