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Daughter: "Mom, can you lend me $100?"

Mother: "What? Do you think I have $50? Don't you know it's hard to earn $20? Even $10 I don't have. Luckily I keep $5 in my purse. How about I lend you $2?"

Daughter: "Give it to me quickly. It might come down to $1."

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posted by "kjk" |
  • barber7796 : thanks for your vote

    • barber7796 : changed my profile picture. how you like my sweet potato plants?

      • kjk : It looks good, it seems you have a green thumbs. To me the purple ones taste sweeter than the others.

    • barber7796 : good one. like to be first to vote on good jokes