family jokes

I was raised as an only child.

That got on my brother’s nerves.

A father is washing his car with his son.

All of a sudden, the tired boy says, "Dad?"

"Yeah, son?"

"Can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?"

You know you're getting old when...

When your son's hair is turning gray.

We don't hide crazy in this family.

We put it out on the front porch and give it a beer!