A father is washing his car with his son.
All of a sudden, the tired boy says, "Dad?"
"Yeah, son?"
"Can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?"
You know your getting old...
When your son's hair is turning gray.
We don't hide crazy in this family.
We put it out on the front porch and give it a beer!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”