family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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Why was the little shoe sad?

Because his Mother was a sneaker and his Dad was a loafer.

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |
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"It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."

- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -

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posted by "Bee" |
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My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

BARBER: (To a long-haired teenager) You're next.

TEENAGER: I'm not waiting for a haircut.

BARBER: What are you waiting for?

TEENAGER: Nothing. My Dad's looking for me and this is the last place in the world he would look.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Patsy Christian" |