Mindy: "I think I'm going to divorce my husband. He hasn't spoken to me in days."
Missy: "Are you sure? Men like that are hard to find."
I went to visit a psychic today.
I knocked on the door and she called out, "Who is it?"
So I left.
Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."
Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"
Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."
Mindy: "I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car."
Missy: "Really? How did you do it?'
Mindy: "I opened the door and pushed him out."