Mindy: "I think I'm going to divorce my husband. He hasn't spoken to me in days."

Missy: "Are you sure? Men like that are hard to find."

I went to visit a psychic today.

I knocked on the door and she called out, "Who is it?"

So I left.

Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."

Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"

Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."

Mindy: "I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car."

Missy: "Really? How did you do it?'

Mindy: "I opened the door and pushed him out."