family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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Herman: Mother, can I change my name?

Mother: Why do you want to change your name?

Herman: Because Dad says that he’s going to spank me as sure as my name is Herman.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Molly?" she asked.

Molly told her that she had morning sickness.

Surprised, Sarah said, "Hurray! I didn't even know you were pregnant!"

"I'm not," the harried middle-aged mother replied. "I'm just sick of mornings."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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When a man steals your wife...

There is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

My young daughter was wearing a beat up old watch a friend had given her.

I asked her, "Does it tell the time?"

My daughter looked at me and said, "No, you have to look at it."

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posted by "HENNE" |