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Son to dad: "Dad, why don’t you buy me a car?"

Dad: "My dear son, God gave you two legs for what purpose?"

Son: "One leg is for the brake and the other for the accelerator."

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posted by "KG Raghunandanan" |
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I reluctantly went shopping with my wife so she could buy a new dress. She tried on several but they didn't fit.

As she came out of the fitting room totally frustrated she remarked, "Nothing my size fits me anymore."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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"Anton, am I a good mother?"

"My name is Paul."

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posted by "Vince Morgan" |
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A father and his 9 year old son were at the nearby bowling alley.

"Hey dad, why is that man wearing that weird looking hat while he's bowling?" his son blurted out.

"Oh that's normal son" he answered. "That hat is called a bowler."

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |