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When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me.

He said, "My dad can whoop your dad!"

I replied, "So what, so can my mom!"

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posted by "PastorMcCue" |
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We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each group. "Party of two," we requested, "and could we please have Michelle?"

"Michelle?" asked the hostess.

"Michelle is my daughter, and just once in my life I want her to wait on me!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished."

Son: "Then I will go back to sleep."

Mother: "Why?"

Son: "Because I want to finish my sleep."

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posted by "Clown" |
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Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

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posted by "Tomaso" |