Raac Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2021
# of jokes posted : 16
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 44.00
$10.00 won 3 votes

Friend 1: Let's go for a movie.

Friend 2: I've got a doctor's appointment today.

Friend 1: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Raac" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: What is a synonym?

Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

6 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Raac" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Salesman: "Madam, do you want this powder?"

Housewife: "For what?"

Salesman: "For ants."

Housewife: "No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow."

3 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Raac" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. My husband told everyone to stay put while he got his cell phone out of the car, in case the lines went dead.

He didn't return for the longest time, so I went looking for him. I was upstairs calling his name, when I heard our phone machine click on.

"Hi," a voice said. "This is Dad. I'm locked out of the house."

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Raac" |